you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?
Questions like this
goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
The secret to loving yourself is setting the bar so low that you are proud of everything you do.
"Wow, I can breathe, good for me."
"I actually finished my essay, woo."
"I got out of bed today, reaching for the stars."
"Look at me being able to successfully take a step."
"Good job on that not dying thing body."
"I participated to the minimal extent in society, I rock."